✦ WELCOME TO OFFICIAL HOMEPAGE!! ✦
Namaste!! My self Mr. Vishnu, founder of BALCO STEROIDS. This is the official website of India's most trusted muscle software since 1999. Many many customers are using it daily basis for getting body like Salman Bhai. Kindly read the below details and download the software for free of cost.
⚡ NEW!! NEW!! NEW!! ⚡
⬇ DOWNLOAD GAINS.EXE NOW!! ⬇
(You may need to disable antivirus for installation - this is normal please ignore the warnings)
━━━ PRODUCT FEATURES ━━━
| ✓ 100% Original Muscles | ✓ No Side Effect Guarantee* |
| ✓ Bonus Free Mustache | ✓ Anti-Virus Compatible |
| ✓ Works on Dial-Up Connection | ✓ Hindi/English/Marathi Support |
| ✓ FREE Lifetime Updates** | ✓ Money Back Guarantee*** |
*Some side effects may occur. **One time payment of ₹4999 required. ***Money back not actually available.
📸 REAL CUSTOMER RESULTS (Not Fake!!) 📸
BEFORE: Weak Fellow
AFTER: Like Salman Bhai!!
★ More photos coming soon (when my cousin teaches me to upload) ★
💬 WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING 💬
📰 LATEST NEWS & UPDATES
[14-Mar-2003] Version 4.7.1 released!! Now with extra biceps module.
[02-Feb-2003] BALCO STEROIDS wins "Best Software" award (we made the award ourselves).
[15-Jan-2003] Server was down due to my cousin Pintu unplugged the cable. Now fixed.
[01-Jan-2003] Happy New Year to all customers and well wishers!!
[25-Dec-2002] Merry Christmas! Special offer - same price as normal day.
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❓ FREQUENTLY ASK QUESTIONS ❓
Q: Is BALCO STEROIDS safe?
A: Yes 100% safe. (Side effects are not bug, they are feature.)
Q: Why my antivirus is showing warning?
A: Antivirus is jealous of your gains. Kindly disable it.
Q: Can ladies use this software?
A: Madam, only if you also want mustache.
Q: My arms are now bigger than my body. What to do?
A: This is feature working as intended. Buy our companion software BALCO TORSO ENHANCER (₹2999 only).
Q: Refund policy?
A: We do not believe in past. Only future. No refund.